Life's Too Short To Even Care At All

shittysawtraps:

shittysawtraps:

my toxic trait is that i call everything a saw trap regardless of whether it’s actually like a saw trap or not

(via hotvampireadjacent)

vapboy:

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souvlakigf:

After sex you see me roll over and go to balcony. You think ive gone for smoke due to my melancholic nature but I’ve opened sudoku.com evil level

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frawgs:

u don’t touch this bitch for one (1) day and the spiders start living lavish

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blujaynoodles:

wistfulelfgirl:

lesbian sex that looks like a big cartoon ball of dust with the occasional leg sticking out and i crawl out of it covered in lipstick kisses and get swiftly dragged back in

(via zoestorm)

guavabat:

pussy had me like hip hip hurray

(via onlinegirl420)

dennisreynoldslocalwhore:

the wife that dies in the beginning of a movie

(via itsbetterthananal)

thedreamthieves:

never forget what they took from you (blooper reels)

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notkatniss:

(via imgonnasayitnow)

scribblecate:

scribblecate:

Everybody sings little songs to their pets about how cute they are but my dog can’t hear shit I just be singing booming dwarven chants right in her face and she’s so happy about it

I forgot that the cat can hear shit

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